kuepfer

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Murphy's Laws .